2013年8月30日金曜日

Lessons we've learned from Yaguchi


俺らが矢口真里から学んだこと


1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/30(木) 14:49:34.13 0
不倫はやっちゃいけないということ

Adulterous relationships are just unacceptable.


2: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/30(木) 14:50:36.12 0
シーツは毎日交換するようにしてれば不倫はバレないということは

To change sheets everyday is crucial to cover-up adulterous activities.

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/30(木) 14:50:45.16 0
ヤリマン女は結婚してもヤリマン

Sluts will be sluts even after they get married.

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/30(木) 14:54:17.04 0
ヤリタイ時にヤル

これが矢口イズム


Having sex anytime anywhere she wants. That's Yaguchi-ism.

10: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/30(木) 14:54:40.58 0
なんかあったらクローゼットに逃げ込め

Run into a closet in case of emergency.

(HPW note: Umeda Kenzou, Yaguchi's adulterous partner, was found naked hiding in a closet by Nakamura Masaya, Yaguchi's husband.)


11: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/30(木) 14:54:47.87 0
心がない奴は結局嫌われるということ

Being insincere will end up being unpopular.

16: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/30(木) 14:55:55.03 0
未婚の童貞でよかった

Being single and virgin is nice.

18: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/30(木) 14:56:31.00 0
飯窪はやっぱり信用ならないということ

I'm convinced that Iikubo will be untrustworthy as well.



19: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/30(木) 14:56:32.42 0
写真は撮っておく

Be sure to take a pic of your wife's adulterer.

21: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/30(木) 14:57:26.34 0
悪は滅びる

Evil can't prosper long.

23: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/30(木) 14:57:38.96 0
旦那が地方いってても自宅で不倫はしちゃいけない

You must not have immoral things at your home, even if your husband travelled to remote regions.

26: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/30(木) 14:58:33.79 0
事務所の力

The influence of the Agency talks.

27: 皇帝†ホスト部♂ ◆NOIKEMENx2 2013/05/30(木) 14:58:59.34 0
口が軽い人間は信用しない

Never trust talkatives.



28: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/30(木) 14:59:08.60 0
家は二重ロックに

To have a double lock on doors in your house.

29: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/30(木) 14:59:18.03 0
浮気するマンションは一階にするか二か所以上出入り口があるとこにしろ

Better to buy a room for adulterous use on ground floor, or secure more than two exits.

30: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/30(木) 15:00:47.98 0
セックスするときは部屋に鍵するの忘れんな

Don't forget to lock doors when you're gonna have sex in your room.

31: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/30(木) 15:02:01.59 0
雛壇タレントが消えても誰も困らない

Nobody will be bothered by an absence of a cheap celebrity.

35: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/30(木) 15:05:00.35 O
結婚するなら相手をよく見る

To examine a partner carefully before you get married.



36: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/30(木) 15:06:51.78 0
金持ったチビを信用するな

Never trust a midget having much money.

37: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/30(木) 15:07:29.50 0
幸せはお金では買えない

Money can't buy happiness.

38: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/30(木) 15:08:05.99 0
人は変わらない

One's nature can't be changed.

39: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/30(木) 15:08:29.83 0
一度過ちを犯した奴は二度目も犯す

Those who made a mistake once will make another.

40: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/30(木) 15:12:07.01 0
不倫はラブホで

Must use love hotels for adulterous affairs.

(HPW note: Love hotel is a kind of short-stay hotel mainly for lovers to have sexual activities.)

41: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/30(木) 15:12:35.68 0
クズは生まれながらにクズであり更生することは無い

You can't expect a bitch to turn a lady.

43: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/30(木) 15:13:55.06 0
結婚は人生の墓場

To get married is like to commit suicide.

46: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/30(木) 15:27:03.35 0
こいつ信用ならないっていう直感は意外と正しいということ

If you had an intuition that someone is untrustworthy, you can believe it.



47: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/30(木) 15:29:34.35 0
>>46
わかるw


I see what you mean. lol

48: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/30(木) 15:34:25.79 0
ヒモ同然の無能亭主でも不倫されるとキレる

Even a pimp-like incompetent husband would get angry on his wife's unfaithfulness.

50: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/30(木) 15:38:02.39 0
小栗旬はほっとしてるだろうな

Oguri Shun would have got relieved somehow.

(HPW note: Yaguchi was expelled from Morning Musume for having love affair with Oguri Shun, an actor.)


55: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/30(木) 19:54:17.91 0
性欲は仕方がないがお酒に負けるなと言うこと
酔っていてもセクスする場所は選べと


Even though you can't fight sex drive, never let booze drive you. Even if you got drunk, choose place for having sex carefully.

66: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/31(金) 15:40:28.82 i
痴女の痴はやまいだれに矢口と書くって事

A kanji character for "folly" or "saphead" is made of kanji characters for Yaguchi with a radical called "yamai-dare".

(HPW note: A kanji radical "yamai-dare" relates to something sick and unhealthy.)


68: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/31(金) 17:47:51.32 0
結婚などしてはいけないということ

You must not get involved with something like marriage.


2013年8月19日月曜日

If all the H!P members have been left on a desert island, which ones would survive?

ハロメンが無人島に遭難したら誰が生き残るか


1: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 09:54:33.77 0
誰と誰でグループ出来て誰と誰が戦って生き残るか
食料調達能力とか好き嫌いで物食わずに死ぬ奴もいるかもしれない
誰が生き残るんだろう


Who would join forces with whom? Who would fight against whom? And who would win? Some might die of hunger for lack of food hunting capability or having deslikes in foods. I wonder which ones would be the survivors.


11: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:00:30.40 0
女40人くらいだとまあ一つには纏まらないだろうな

If about 40 girls got together, they couldn't work together in harmony.

12: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:01:35.77 0
多分こう言うのって強いのにコバンザメのようについて回る奴が一番生き残る
リーダーとか引っ張る奴はその分岐険が大きい前線に立つし逆恨みもされる


Probably hangers-on following strong one like shadows would remain alive the longest in this kind of situation. Being leader could be risky as she has to be at the front and might earn other's enmity.

13: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:01:42.21 0
生田は野生化しそう

Ikuta would go back to the wild.



15: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:01:49.63 0
田中 ヘタレだからリタイア
道重 1万円生活とか都会のサバイバルには耐えるが野外に耐えられない

譜久村 お嬢様だからリタイア
生田 上記4人より持つ
鞘師 サイダーがないと1日でリタイア
ズッキ 何でも食って生き延びる

飯窪 意外としぶとい?
石田 貧乏設定に従えば何でも食って生き延びる
佐藤 こいつもウヘウヘ言いながら何でも食う、というか一番強いぞ
くどぅー ヘタレで早々リタイア


Tanaka would drop out. She's chicken.

Michishige couldn't stand outdoor life even though she has survived competitions in city such as 10,000 Yen Seikatsu.

Fukumura would drop out since she's pure bred blue-blood.

Ikuta would remain alive longer than those above.

Sayashi would drop out only in one day without ciders.

Zukki could stay alive eating anything she got.

Iikubo might die hard unexpectedly.

Ishida also could survive eating anything if her needy character was true.

Sato would eat anything gladly, or rather she'd be the strongest.

Kudo would drop out soon as she's so chicken.


(HPW note: 10,000 Yen Seikatsu is the TV show Michishige once appeared in, in which celebrities are forced to live through one month within the budget of 10,000 yen.)


16: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:04:26.54 0
ベリと℃で利権争いが起こる
舞美と須藤で命を懸けた格闘が起こる


There'd be a conflict over concessions between Berryz and C-ute, and also a mortal combat between Maimi and Sudou.

17: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:04:44.14 0
清水 こいつは料理が出来ないからリタイア
桃子 かつての貧乏設定は最早存在しない。リタイア
徳永 わがままでアウト
茉麻 お母さんキャラと言われたがやっぱダメ
夏焼 これも都会でしか生きられないタイプ
熊井 高い木の上の鳥の卵を採取するとか適者生存しないと一番生きのこれないタイプ
菅谷 こいつもワガママ。無人島には向いていない


Shimizu would drop out, cuz she can't cook.

Momoko would also disappear, cuz her needy character doesn't work anymore.

Tokunaga is too selfish to survive.

Maasa would be useless despite her motherlike position.

Natsuyaki couldn't live outside urban areas.

Kumai couldn't outlive unless she adapts herself to the environment like picking bird's eggs on tall trees or something.

Sugaya is another too selfish one to live on a desert island.


(HPW note: Wotas used to give Momoko a delusional needy persona.)

20: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:06:20.55 0
火のおこし方知ってる奴いるんだろうか…

I really wish there would be one single member who knows how to build a fire.

21: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:06:39.42 0
舞美 結構たくましいのでは
nksk まず水源を見つける。地道に畑も作る。野菜も作る
愛理 こいつは℃で唯一野外が苦手
岡井 釣りに関しては全く問題ないが農作業とかいい加減
マイマイ かつてと違って、ちゃんと作業するだろう


Maimi may be strong enough to live through.

nksk would locate water sources first, then cultivate fields and grow vegetables.

Airi is the only member of C-ute who hates outdoor activities.

Okai would do good job on fishing, yet rush job on farming.

Maimai would work on diligently. She's not what she used to be.


(HPW note: Nakajima Saki was said to be good at locating river since she found a river shouting "I've found the river!" extremely cute way in C-ute Has Come episode 5.)


24: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:10:01.70 0
和田 群馬の野生児と言われたがあまり野外作業には向いていない
福田 これも外作業は苦手
中西 お嬢様だから無理
竹内 スマイレージで唯一野外向き
勝田 作業とかばくわらちょーうけんだけどで全然働かずリタイア
田村 野生児と言われるがキャンプ好きとかのエピソードはない


Wada is not for outdoor activities although she's once called the feral child of Gunma.

Fukuda also hates outdoor working.

Nakanishi couldn't survive since she's just a rich spoiled girl.

Takeuchi is the only member of S/mileage who would fit in outdoor life.

Katsuta would make fun of labor and wouldn't work at all. She'd be out.

Tamura has no episodes that prove her an outdoorsy despite some wotas call her a feral girl.

25: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:10:12.03 0
まことが自転車で無人島から脱出しようとして死ぬ

Makoto would try to get out of the island by bicycle and die.

30: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:11:44.85 0
まず誰がリーダーシップ取るんだ
暫定的にでも早いうち食糧確保に全員で動かないと
今だと誰なんだ


First of all, who'd take the leadership? It'd be crucial to choose a leader and move all members for securing food immediately. Who's most likely for the leader now?

33: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:12:22.75 O
℃メンが主導権を握る可能性は高いと思う

I think C-ute members would be likely to take the initiative.

34: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:12:47.26 0
千奈美とかよく考えもしないで毒茸食って死にそう

Chinami would eat poisonous mushroom thoughtlessly and die.

37: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:13:58.20 0
SATOYAMA役に立つのかな…

Would the experiences at SATOYAMA help them to survive?

39: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:14:35.04 0
SATOYAMA組が中心に団結出来るなら全員生き残れるでなければ逆に全滅もありえる

If they could get united under the SATOYAMA veteran's leadership they'd all survive. If not they could all die.

41: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:15:59.06 0
燃費が抜群にいい田中も侮れないぞ

You can't underestimate Tanaka's low few consumption.

51: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:28:08.68 0
>>41
そいつは食わなくても生きていけるが
化粧できないー!風呂入れないー!って発狂してリタイアだろ潔癖症だし


Reina might be able to stay alive with few food, but would go mad and drop out since she can't put on makeup and can't take bath there. She's fussy about cleanliness.

52: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:29:48.08 0
田中は物語中盤頃に粛清されると思う

Tanaka would be purged in the middle of the story.

43: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:16:59.44 0
ガリガリの子は脂肪蓄えてないから食料早く確保しないとやばい

Skinny members saving few fat would be in fear of their lives if they couldn't secure food immediately.

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 09:56:52.16 0
ズッキなら何も食わなくても3ヶ月は大丈夫

Zukki could live without eating any food for 3 months.

46: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:17:48.48 0
最終的にズッキがみんなの食料になる

Zukki could be the food for the others eventually.

47: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:18:21.47 0
お約束のいかだ作って脱出しようとするメンは誰よw

Which member would take that typical role to make a raft and try to get out of the island?

54: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:34:22.75 0
>>47
℃が頑張りそうだけど
沖まで来たところで壊れて流されて呆気なく死にそう


C-ute might try it hard, but the raft would break into pieces offshore and they'd drift to death.

50: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:19:31.33 0
舞美がもう少し賢ければリーダーを安心して任せられるんだが…

If Maimi was bit more clever, I'd appoint her for the leader with confidence, though.

53: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:32:25.41 0
ものを言うのは知力と腕力だと思うけど
ハロメンで知力はどうなんだろ


Intellect and physical strength would talk in this kind of case. Can we expect any intelligence among H!P members?

56: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:36:43.97 0
>>53
桃子はどっちも兼ね備えてるな


Momoko possesses both.

59: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:41:14.08 0
桃子は群れから離れると思う

I think Momoko would leave the flock.



60: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:41:29.55 0
桃子の欠点は人望が無いことくらいか

The only fault with Momoko would be a lack of popularity.

66: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:47:00.80 0
この状況下で人望がないのは致命的だ

Being unpopular will be a fatal fault in such a situation.

68: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:48:22.21 0
逆に人望あるのって誰よ?舞美とか?

Conversely, who's the most popular member? Maimi?

69: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:48:23.46 0
舞美は雨乞い女兼肉体労働力

Maimi is a rainmaker and a manual labourer.

(HPW note: Maimi is well known for being a rain bringer and having a masculine body.)

57: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:39:37.37 O
理性派と本能派で対立して殺戮が始まるだろうな
理性派の代表格は矢島
本能派の代表格は夏焼


There would be a conflict and then a slaughter between rationalists and instinctives. Yajima would represent the rationalists, and Natsuyaki would represent the instinctives.

58: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:40:25.86 0
蝿の王かよ

Just like Lord of the Flies.

64: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:45:33.82 0
なんだかんだでグループごとにまとまるだろう

They'd be united in their respective groups after all.

70: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:48:32.79 0
>>64
光井は娘。に加わるとしても真野ちゃんはどうなるんだよ


Mitsui could join in Musume's group. What about Mano-chan?

79: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:56:43.62 0
スマはリーダー和田が飯窪さんのもとへ走り悲惨なことにw

As for S/mileage, Wada the leader would run to Iikubo and put her group into a disaster.

65: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:46:09.54 O
飯窪「…お腹すいたなあ」
和田「は~るなん♪」
飯窪「きゃっ!わ…あやちゃん、どうしたの血が…」
和田「はるなんのためにお肉用意したの…一緒に食べよウフフ♪」


Iikubo: I'm hungry. (sigh)
Wada: Haaarunan!
Iikubo: Oh! Wa, Aya-chan, what's that blood on your hands?
Wada: I've prepared a meat for Harunan. Let's eat this together, Ufufu.


(HPW note: There were the threads on Ookami about a delusional psycho-horror story in which Wada started to show her hidden aspect during the dinner with Iikubo. Ufufu terms a cute and meaningful way of smiling.)


75: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:52:30.19 O
ベリキューをまとめるのはなんだかんだでみやびちゃんだろ
娘。とスマはまとまる感じがしない


I guess it'll be Miyabi-chan who can bring Berikyuu together after all. I'm afraid Musume and S/milegae would lack harmony.

76: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:54:33.82 0
みやびちゃんの問題は無人島で仕切る為の知識が皆無だろう事

The problem with Miyabi-chan is that she does not have the slightest knowledge of surviving on a desert island.

83: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:58:14.29 0
知識あるやつにまとめさせた方がいい
ハロで頭が良いのは桃子愛理
桃子は自分勝手に行動するので愛理で


Better to let intelligent ones to take control. Momoko and Airi will be the smartest in H!P. Airi would be the best, as Momoko might have everything her own way.

89: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 10:59:55.48 0
愛理には人望が

But Airi lacks popularity.

93: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:01:01.67 0
>>89
鞘師と石田に好かれてる時点で皆無ではないだろ


You can't say Airi is unpopular since Sayashi and Ishida adore her.

90: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:00:05.06 0
なっきーとかのコバンザメタイプが生き残ると思う

Brown-noser like Nacky or someone would survive.



91: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:00:44.71 0
一応ベリではリーダー清水佐紀なんだが
キャプの話全く出てこないなw


Don't you guys forget Shimizu Saki, the leader of Berryz? Why has nobody mentiond her so far? lol

96: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:03:25.69 0
寺田いないのか

Wouldn't they have Terada there?

101: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:05:32.47 0
>>96
ズッキに食われた


Zukki would have eaten him.



104: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:06:17.92 0
田中派の生存確率低そう

The survival rate of the Tanaka Clan would be low.

105: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:06:36.63 0
娘派とキッズ派に分かれそうだな

They'd split into Musume sect and Kids sect.

108: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:07:50.81 0
舞美は人望あるし性格も良いし運動神経あるけど
生死が掛かったサバイバルのリーダーには選ばれないよなあw


Although Maimi has popularity, good personality and superior motor skills, no one would choose her for the leader in the deadly surviving.

111: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:08:44.66 0
れいながリーダーになったら山に入るのは汚れるからいや
海に潜るのはつかれるからいやとかメンバーを顎で使ってクーデター起こされる


If Reina was the leader, she would order the others around to go into mountains and dive into sea for her. Finally she'd step down by a coup.

115: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:10:01.07 0
9期は6期を見捨ててベリキューに付いていくだろw

9th Gen would give up 6th Gen and start to follow Berikyuu.

119: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:12:21.70 0
9期10期は無人島で全く役に立ちそうに無いさゆとれいなの
どちらを選ぶかで悩むだろうな
本音はキッズに走りたくても後のこと考えるとそうもいかんだろうし


9th and 10th Gens would have to choose Sayu or Reina, even though both of them would be useless on a desert island. Deep down they'd want to follow Berikyuu, but it'd be difficult thinking what could happen after they return to the world.

116: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:10:39.72 0
真面目な話我が儘だしあれ食えないこれ食えないで一ヶ月もしたら半分になってると思う

Seriously half of them would die in a month since they're all selfish and have lots of dislikes about food.

123: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:13:01.40 T
ポケモー アーティストQ&A モーニング娘。 (2012.06.26)

Q.無人島に取り残されました。どうやって脱出しますか?

道重さゆみ  ひたすら助けを待つ。
田中れいな  魔法で(・ω・)/~~ 笑
譜久村聖  地面をほって反対側へ!!
生田衣梨奈  いかだを作る。
鞘師里保  泳ぐしかないっしょ!
鈴木香音  動物達と仲間になって、協力し合ってぬけだす!!
飯窪春菜  まず火をおこしてSOSアピールして、それでも助けが なかったらしばらく(一生)住みつきます。
石田亜佑美  くじらに乗ってどこまでも~
佐藤優樹  何かを、もやす。
工藤 遥  イカダを作る!で脱出


Pocket Morning Weekly Q&A (Jun 26, 2012)

Q. You've been left on a deserted island. What do you do to rescue yourself?

Michishige Sayumi: I'll just wait patiently until help arrives.

Tanaka Reina: I'll use magic (・ω・)/~~ (laughs)

Fukumura Mizuki: Dig myself through to the other side!!

Ikuta Erina: Make a raft.

Sayashi Riho: Nothing left to do but swim!

Suzuki Kanon: I'd become friends with the animals, and by helping each other, I could get out of there!!

Iikubo Haruna: First, I'd light a fire and send a SOS signal, and if no help comes, I'd start to settle there (for the rest of my life).

Ishida Ayumi: Ride a whale and go anywhere~

Sato Masaki: I'd burn something.

Kudo Haruka: Make a raft! Then escape.

127: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:15:08.43 0
>>123
生田飯窪佐藤工藤は現実的な解答でまだ頼りになりそうだな


Ikuta, Iikubo, Sato and Kudo seems bit reliable judging by their practical answers.

126: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:14:29.63 0
こういうときは安易にイカダ作って外海に出ちゃうと遭難し死ぬんだよなあ

Making a raft and sailing out on the ocean thoughtlessly would be suicidal.

129: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:15:43.97 0
生田と工藤とか無謀者の代名詞だしな

Ikuta and Kudo are typical examples of reckless.



136: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:18:02.20 T
清水 諦めてどうやって生きていくかを考える
嗣永 イルカと"おとももち"になって 背中に乗せてもらって脱出する♪
徳永 鳥に運んでもらう
須藤 浜辺に〈SOS
〉って書いて ヘリコプターを待つ↑↑
夏焼 船を作る
熊井 誰かが来るまで浜辺に「SOS」って書いておく!
菅谷 イルカに乗って脱出します


Shimizu: I'd resign myself to it and think about how I'm going to live from now on.

Tsugunaga: I'd become "otomomochi" with a dolphin, and it'd let me escape by riding on its back.

Tokunaga: I'd ask birds to fly me out of the island.

Sudou: Write "SOS" on the beach, and wait for a helicopter.

Natsuyaki: Make a boat

Kumai: Write "SOS" on the beach until someone comes!

Sugaya: I'd escape by riding on a dolphin.

164: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:28:49.44 0
>>136
菅谷に乗られるイルカ可哀そうw


How poor the dolphin carrying Sugaya would be!

171: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:31:21.23 0
>>164
うむ イルカじゃ無理だシャチぐらいでかくないと


Yeah, a dolphine is not good enough. It'd need an orca to carry Sugaya.

139: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:19:48.69 0
ファンタジーな回答してる奴は死にそうなメンバーばかりだなw

All those who gave fanciful answers seems likely to die first.



142: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:21:14.38 0
こうゆうサバイバルでは飯窪小田みたいな冷静なやつが力を発揮しそう

In such a situation someone imperturbable like Iikubo and Oda would make a difference.

149: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:24:26.92 0
勝手に食ってリンチされるのがまーちゃん
こっそり盗むのがだーいし


Maachan would eat food without permission and get tortured. Meanwhile, Daaishi would steal it on the sly.



151: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:25:03.40 0
岡井が寝ながら食料食い出すぞ

Okai would eat provisions while sleeping.

(HPW note: Okai Chisato is known for her habitual eating food while sleeping that she can't remember at all. Some wotas worry it might indicates she's a sleepwalker.)

153: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:25:09.43 T
矢島舞美  火をたく!!…で誰かに気付いてもらう。

中島早貴  誰か来るまで待ってる

鈴木愛理  イカダを作って、どうにかして帰国する。。。(汗)

岡井千聖  通りすぎる船に助けをもとめる

萩原舞  い―――っぱいたくさんの人に聞く!

真野恵里菜  脱出できそうにないので、頑張って住みます。笑

和田彩花  叫ぶ!! 「誰かたすけてー!!Help me-」

福田花音  自分でいかだを作って海を渡る!

中西香菜  無人島にゴリラがおったら一緒にいかだを作って脱出する!

竹内朱莉  木とえだを拾っていかだを作って脱出します

勝田里奈  無人島にあるものをくっつけて泳いで帰る

田村芽実  海底トンネルを作る!


Yajima Maimi: Build a fire!!... and someone would notice it.

Nakajima Saki: Wait until someone comes.

Suzuki Airi: Make a raft, and somehow get back home...

Okai Chisato: Ask a passing ship for help.

Hagiwara Mai: Ask an awful lot of people!

Mano Erina: Seems impossible to get out of the island. So I'd try to settle there. (laugh)

Wada Ayaka: Shout out!! "Someone help me! Help me!"

Fukuda Kanon: Make a raft by myself and cross the ocean!

Nakanishi Kana: If there are gorillas on the deserted island, we'd make a raft together and escape!

Takeuchi Akari: Find trees and branches and make a raft to escape.

Katsuta Rina: Attach some things on the deserted island to myself, and swim home.

Tamura Meimi: Make an undersea tunnel!

162: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:28:01.87 0
中澤がいれば楽なんだけどなw

Having Nakazawa will be the most effective solution. lol

169: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:30:28.02 0
これだけいると働き者と怠け者が出てきて怠け者は食うなとかその手の喧嘩もあるんだろうな

There'd be a quarrel between hard workers and idle hands accusing "lazy person must not eat" or something.

175: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:33:03.54 0
>>169
>怠け者は食うな
集中砲火を食らうのは佐藤なのは容易に想像つく
特に他のグループのメンバーは容赦ないだろうな


It's easy to imagine Sato to be blamed by all the other members. Especially non-MM members would accuse her with no mercy.

173: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:31:59.18 0
女もほっとくとひげぼーぼーになんのかな

I'm just wondering how thick mustache and beard girls could have without any treatments.



179: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:34:42.28 0
山に入って三日後…そこにはイノシシを担いで帰還する茉麻の姿が…

They'd found Maasa coming down a mountain carrying a dead boar on her shoulder 3 days after she had left for hunting.

189: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:36:50.49 0
>>179
イノシシと思いきや野生化して罠にかかったズッキ


But it'd turn out to be a wild Zukki who got trapped.

183: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:35:18.39 0
夜にはみんなでI WISH歌えばええやん

It'd be nice to sing I Wish all together in evening.



193: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:37:51.29 0
危機的状況ではベリが一番まとまるだろう

Berryz would get united the most in critical states.

198: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:39:49.69 0
>>193
ブス哲のPV見てそう思う


I agree since I watched the PV of Busu ni Naranai Tetsugaku.

200: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:40:53.45 0
>>198
普段そんな素振り見せないのにあの団結力は何なんだw


Why could they work together that tightly even though they don't behave like that usually.



195: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:38:53.19 0
カッリングとかそういう意味じゃなくてこういうとき絶対に離れない絆持ってるメンバーって誰だ
最近だとあやちょと飯窪さんがガチなのはわかった


Are there any members sharing a strong bond? I'm not talking about "shipping" and something like that. Now I know Ayacho and Iikubo-san are the one of those today.

199: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:40:29.85 0
ベリと℃は同じメンバーで組んで永井からなあ
娘。は仲良しに見えて数年で入れ替えまくってるからな


Berryz and C-ute must share a strong bond each as it's been long time since they form the groups. On the other hand Musume has been changing its members every few years even though they seem being on good terms.

201: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:41:49.09 0
>>199
道重田中は910期放って二人で組んじゃいそうだわ


Michishige and Tanaka might form a cluster of just two of them leaving 9th and 10th Gens behind.

202: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:44:36.52 O
最初は道重田中で組むけどあれこれ指図してくる田中に反発して
「子分じゃないのよ!」と道重がキレる


Eventually Michishige would get mad on Reina screaming "I'm not your follower!", since Tanaka would have ordered Sayu to do this and that.

204: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:45:59.23 0
無人島に誰か1人連れて行くなら…で人気になる茉麻が連れて行きたいのは梨沙子
キャプは人間はいいんだけど非力で役に立たない
熊井ちゃんはクマクマワールドで面倒くさい


Risako was once chosen for the most desirable companion on a desert island by Maasa who got the most votes in the question. Cap is a nice girl, but weak and useless. Kumai-chan would be annoying with her "Kuma-kuma world".

206: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:48:02.95 0
茉麻と梨沙子だと島が砂漠になるな

Maasa and Risako would consume the island into desert.

205: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:47:12.02 0
性欲旺盛でレズなさゆは
れいなと組んだら欲望のまま襲っちゃいそう


If Michishige tied up with Reina, Sayu the horny lesbian would unleash her desire for Reina.



207: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:48:32.86 0
熊井ちゃん天然だし代謝いいから燃費悪そうだし運動音痴なうえにお馬鹿だから速攻リタイアだな

Kumai-chan would drop out so soon, because of being kind of goofy, requiring much food for her high metabolism, having bad motor nerves and being a stupid.

210: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:51:21.79 0
>>207
桃子が手を伸ばしても取れない高いところにある木の実をとれるのに!


Nevertheless, Kumai-chan could pick nuts on tall trees which Momoko could never reach.

209: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 11:51:21.26 0
みんなが低いところの木の実を食べ尽くしてからが
熊井ちゃんの本領発揮するとこだから


Kumai-chan would start to show her ability after the others consumed all the nuts on short trees.

218: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 13:20:47.22 0
去年の娘。アロハロで暗号解読して探しあてるゲームで生田が無言でソッコー解決してたから生田

Ikuta would be the survivor, since she reached a goal deciphering a code very quickly in a treasure hunting game in Alo-Hello! 5.



221: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 13:41:23.39 O
中澤「ハロプロはダメになってしまいました。
そこで皆さんにはちょっと殺し合いをしてもらいます」


Nakazawa: Haropuro has been on the wane. So today's lesson is, you kill each other off till there's only one left.

(HPW note: Quoted from the movie Battle Royale.)

222: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/11(日) 13:45:53.87 0
お前らこんなこと真剣に話し合って何か人類や社会の発展に役立つのかよ

How could you guys contribute to developments of mankind or society by discussing such a matter that earnestly?


2013年8月9日金曜日

Things likely to happen to Musume in 100 years.

100年後の娘。にありがちなこと


1: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 16:00:28.08 0
宗教法人になっている

It'd turn to a religious corporation.


6: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 16:04:16.65 0
つんく♀(7代目)

Produced by Tsunku♀ the seventh.

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 16:17:06.89 0
道重さゆみ123歳記念
1・2・3(2112年バージョン)


The special single in commemoration of Michishige Sayumi's 123rd birthday, 1・2・3 (2112 version).

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 16:22:09.25 0
クローン技術で歴代のベストメンバーが揃ってるよ

They'd have a line-up consisting of the all-time finest members by cloning technology.


11: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 16:23:52.70 0
ライブで脳みそだけになったつんくがモニターに映し出される

We'd see Tsunku's living brain appearing on screen at concerts.



13: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 16:27:13.81 0
かりんちゃんさんが100期オーディションに合格

Karin-chan-san would finally pass the audition for 100th Gen.



14: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 16:28:08.09 0
秋元プロデュースのおにゃんこ48ヲタ「モー化石ヲタ!モー化石ヲタ!」

Wotas of Akimoto's Onyanko48 would look down on us calling "fossil Mo-wotas! fossil Mo-wotas!".

15: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 16:29:45.52 0
>>14
100年続いたら化石と言われてもいいやw


If MM would have continued for 100 years, I wouldn't mind being called "a fossil".

16: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 16:29:55.23 0
SATOYAMAムーブメントの結果、食糧自給率が100%に

As the result of SATOYAMA movement, Japan's food self-sufficiency rate would reach to 100%.

18: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 16:37:30.68 0
ドリームモーニング娘。が100人

Dream Morning Musume would consist of 100 members.

24: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 16:53:49.83 0
歌番組ではLOVEマシーンを唄う

They'd still be requested to perform Love Machine on TV shows.

26: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 16:54:52.71 0
つんく亡き後の仮歌は、ボーカロイドボーイ♂で収録

After Tsunku died, Vocaloidboy♂ would sing on demo-versions.

(HPW note: Vocaloid is a singing voice synthesizer, well known for its most popular software Hatsune Miku.)

27: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 16:55:09.80 0
作詞作曲は つんく♂Jr

songs and lyrics by Tsunku♂ Jr.

31: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 16:59:00.88 0
350枚目のシングル、モーニング娘100周年記念隊、モーニング娘第65期メンバーオーディション、

350th single, Morning Musume Tanjou 100nen Kinentai and the audition for 65th Gen of Morning Musume.

34: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:00:16.34 O
33人÷15年で一年に2.2人増えてると計算したら100年後には何人よ?

We've got 33 members in total for the last 15 years. If we'd get 2.2 more members per year, how many members we'd have 100 years later?

37: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:02:07.35 0
>>34
そこまでできたらすぐだろw
細かいことは置いといて
253人?


You've almost arrived at the answer. It'll be 253?

40: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:04:48.66 O
250人も覚えられるかな俺

I'm worrying how I could recognize each of 250 members.

43: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:05:59.17 0
>>40
まず死ぬ心配してくれw


You need to worry about dying first. lol

41: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:05:03.08 0
アイリーン・スピーゲル 火星生まれの13歳です、よろしくお願いします

"I'm Irene Spiegel, born on Mars and 13 years old. Thank you."

45: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:06:54.63 0
ハッピースペースオーディション第100期メンバー

The Happy Space Audition for 100th Gen.

47: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:08:05.05 0
68期の新人が500枚くらいのCDを渡されて覚えろと言われ半泣き

Newbies of 68th Gen would get shocked as they were told to memorize enormous songs and given 500 CDs.

50: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:08:59.72 0
>>47
10日後コンサートあるから全部覚えてこいも追加


Plus until next concert in 10 days.

48: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:08:27.81 0
アップフロント本社地下が赤羽橋駅改札と繋がる

The headquarter of Up-Front would be connected to Akabane-bashi Sta. under the ground.

(HPW note: Akabane-bashi is the nearest subway station to the headquarter of UFP.)

53: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:10:27.69 O
15年年÷10期で1.5として100年後には何期になるんだ?

We've got 10 generations for the last 15 yrs. If it'd take 1.5 yrs to add each new generation, how many generations would we have in 100 years?

68: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:17:10.81 0
>>62
76期ぐらいだな


Approx. 76 generations.

54: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:10:34.52 0
親とか親戚が元メンバーだった人が加入している

There would be some members who's relatives were ex-Morning Musume.

55: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:11:07.13 0
不動産バブルで手に入れた大金で中野サンプラザを買収
常設劇場にして宝塚システムに


Up-Front would purchase Nakano Sun Plaza with funds they'd earned from a real-estate bubble, and would arrange it as a permanent theatre for MM to establish a Takarazuka-like system.

(HPW note: Takarazuka is a all-female musical theatre since 1913. Some wotas wish H!P to be another Takarazuka admiring its long history and stable popularity.)

59: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:13:33.99 0
生粋の日本人メンバーが一人もいない

There wouldn't be any Japanese members.

60: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:14:13.15 0
つんくの遺体が冷凍保存されてると噂に

People would hear a rumor that Tsunku's body had been preserved by freezing.

61: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:14:19.02 0
冷凍保存したつんくの脳味噌から新曲のメロディをオート抽出

And melodies for new songs had been automatically extracted from the freezed brain of Tsunku.

63: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:15:53.36 0
黄金期、プラチナ期も含めて一括りにされてる

People would treat the Golden Era and the Platinum Era as one historical period.

69: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:17:53.18 0
こんこん一族がテレ東の役員に、テレ東がハロプロチャンネルに

Konkon's family would be assigned to be officers of TV Tokyo, and they'd turn it into H!P Channel.

(HPW note: TV Tokyo is a local TV station in Tokyo, and it has broadcasted most of H!P related programs such as ASAYAN, Hello! Morning and Hello! SATOYAMA Life.)

100: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:34:28.62 0
>>69
がんばこんこん


I'll count on you, Konkon.

70: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:18:36.82 0
火星までドサ回り

They'd barnstorm even on Mars.

71: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:18:44.25 0
何thシングルになってんだろう

How many singles would we have 100 years later?

75: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:20:56.83 0
>>71
15年で50枚なので
50÷15×100+50=383.333・・・
   A.約383枚


As we've had 50 singles for 15 years, 50÷15×100+50=383.333-. So the answer is approx. 383 singles.

83: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:24:17.14 0
地球人じゃないこも混じってる

There would be some aliens in the members.

90: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:28:07.03 0
ヲタの高齢化が著しいためバスツアーに医師を帯同

FC bus tours would be accompanied by doctors since wotas had been quite aging.

105: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:48:38.75 0
ズッキが引退後ブラジルでタレントになり、ブラジルでアイドル事務所社長に
ブラジル版モーニング娘が大当たり、100年後本家と合流


Zukki would moved to Brazil after she graduated to became a TV personality there. And she'd start an idol agency and make a huge success with Brazilian Morning Musume. Eventually it would merge with the original MM 100 years later.

(HPW note: Suzuki Kanon once said that her relative has some relationship to Brazil, and she's said to be popular among wotas in Brazil.)


108: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:52:20.02 0
リンリンによるUFA買収

Linlin would buy UFA.

(HPW note: Linlin is said to be from quite a rich family.)


109: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:54:32.47 0
UFAとオリジン弁当が系列会社に

And Origin Bento would become an affilliated company of UFA.

(HPW note: Linlin once got fascinated with Japanese take-out only chain Origin Bento.)


110: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:55:41.38 0
中澤とJJの歴史的和解による共同出資でバナナ農園オープン

Nakazawa and Junjun would achieve a historic reconciliation and make a joint investment on bananas farms.

(HPW note: Nakazawa Yuko is known for hating bananas extraordinarily, as oppsed to Junjun who's known for loving them extremely.)

112: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:57:43.49 0
呼んだか?

You're calling my name?

(HPW note: Nakazawa once appeared on a series of advertisements for diet foods including banana-flavored one.)

118: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 18:13:53.16 0
歌舞伎や相撲もこういうノリで続いてしまった結果
伝統芸能にされたんだろうなー


I guess Kabuki and Sumo might have continued to end up in traditional performing-arts in the course MM is now taking.