49: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 12:41:48.04 0
緑のTシャツの集団
All the followers are in green tees.
All the followers are in green tees.
33: 蕎麦 2013/10/03(木) 10:19:22.27 O
タイのニューハーフから信仰が広まる
The spreading of the belief begins among transvestites in Thailand.
The spreading of the belief begins among transvestites in Thailand.
13: 蕎麦 2013/10/03(木) 05:06:47.42 O
説教にオチが無い
Her sermon has no punch lines.
Her sermon has no punch lines.
86: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 16:54:28.89 0
説法が長い
しかもよく噛む
Long speeches frequently fluffed.
しかもよく噛む
Long speeches frequently fluffed.
5: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 04:56:43.88 0
54: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 13:04:23.63 0
話のまとまりの無さが奨励されるため信者間のコミュニケーションや布教に
障害をきたす
Since rambling talks are encouraged in the group, conversations between the adherents and its missionary works get troubled.
障害をきたす
Since rambling talks are encouraged in the group, conversations between the adherents and its missionary works get troubled.
87: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 16:55:46.51 0
ありがたい説話の録音CDは若年女性信者との握手券付きで販売
CDs of her edifying sermon including coupons for handshaking with some young female devotees are on sale.
CDs of her edifying sermon including coupons for handshaking with some young female devotees are on sale.
27: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 08:49:19.54 0
本部の建物の天井がやけに高い
The building of its headquarter has quite a high ceiling.
The building of its headquarter has quite a high ceiling.
16: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 06:11:48.66 0
信者はチビばかり
Although the followers are all short.
Although the followers are all short.
32: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 10:12:18.29 0
身長が高い者ほど天に近い
The taller you are, the closer to heaven you are.
The taller you are, the closer to heaven you are.
83: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 16:48:02.77 0
熊井ちゃんより大きくなると破門
Get excommunicated if you became taller than Kumai-chan.
Get excommunicated if you became taller than Kumai-chan.
76: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 16:26:26.26 0
信徒は教義の解釈よりも教祖の身長が何cmかで揉める
The adherents have a controversy about the definition of the guru's height, rather than the interpretation of the doctrine.
The adherents have a controversy about the definition of the guru's height, rather than the interpretation of the doctrine.
9: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 05:02:33.91 0
身長がバレてしまうため、176cm前後の信者は幹部に入れない
They don't take the members with heights of around 176 cm into their executive group in order to keep the guru's height obscure.
They don't take the members with heights of around 176 cm into their executive group in order to keep the guru's height obscure.
102: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 19:28:39.47 0
身長の計測が禁止される
To measure one's height is a taboo.
To measure one's height is a taboo.
77: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 16:34:07.73 0
ｸﾏｲｾﾝﾁﾒｰﾄﾙという単位を文科省に認めさせるために政治団体を作る
They establish a political organization to force the MEXT to accept a new unit for measuring named "kumai centimeters".
(HPW note: MEXT is an abbreviation for the Ministry of Education, Culture, Sports, Science & Technology.)
They establish a political organization to force the MEXT to accept a new unit for measuring named "kumai centimeters".
(HPW note: MEXT is an abbreviation for the Ministry of Education, Culture, Sports, Science & Technology.)
6: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 04:58:06.51 0
供物は抹茶スイーツ
Offerings to their deities are specified to be matcha sweets.
(HPW note: Kumai Yurina loves matcha and matcha-flavoured foods & beverages.)
Offerings to their deities are specified to be matcha sweets.
(HPW note: Kumai Yurina loves matcha and matcha-flavoured foods & beverages.)
15: 蕎麦 2013/10/03(木) 05:18:12.59 O
聖水と称して抹茶を浴びせる
Sprinkle matcha on the followers as holy water.
Sprinkle matcha on the followers as holy water.
44: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 12:13:56.25 0
抹茶産業との癒着
They must have a collusive relationship with the matcha industry.
They must have a collusive relationship with the matcha industry.
11: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 05:02:48.98 0
湯のみを100万円で信者に買わせる
They force the followers to buy a tea cup for 1,000,000 yen.
(HPW note: U/F ONLINE sold out the green tea cups designed by Kumai Yurina for her solo casual dinner show 2013.)
They force the followers to buy a tea cup for 1,000,000 yen.
(HPW note: U/F ONLINE sold out the green tea cups designed by Kumai Yurina for her solo casual dinner show 2013.)
8: 蕎麦 2013/10/03(木) 05:00:26.00 O
ティッシュの箱に細かく教義が書いてある
Its doctrine is written in detail on the bottom of tissue box.
(HPW note: Some wotas once considered Kumai-chan a quite scrupulous person since they'd seen her reading intently a description on the botom of a tissue box during the PV shooting for Munasawagi Scarlet.)
Its doctrine is written in detail on the bottom of tissue box.
(HPW note: Some wotas once considered Kumai-chan a quite scrupulous person since they'd seen her reading intently a description on the botom of a tissue box during the PV shooting for Munasawagi Scarlet.)
97: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 18:14:30.83 0
経典に「ぐっすり眠ると気持ちいいです」みたいなのが最後まで続いて突然オチなく終わる。
Its sutra is full of trivial things like "Sleep tight, then you'll feel better" and ends suddenly with no conclusion.
Its sutra is full of trivial things like "Sleep tight, then you'll feel better" and ends suddenly with no conclusion.
29: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 09:08:38.06 0
教義は熊井ちゃんの性分を映して元々は緩いが
福田のような幹部が張り切るので先鋭化する
Its creed is originally very loose reflecting Kumai-chan's personality, but the leading members such as Fukuda would radicalize it with too much enthusiasm.
福田のような幹部が張り切るので先鋭化する
Its creed is originally very loose reflecting Kumai-chan's personality, but the leading members such as Fukuda would radicalize it with too much enthusiasm.
25: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 07:12:59.14 0
信者は耳までファンデーションを塗る
The devotees apply foundation even to their ears.
(HPW note: Fukuda Kanon, the huge Kumai-biased, once said she put foundation on her ears to hide them blushing whenever she's gonna meet Kumai Yurina.)
The devotees apply foundation even to their ears.
(HPW note: Fukuda Kanon, the huge Kumai-biased, once said she put foundation on her ears to hide them blushing whenever she's gonna meet Kumai Yurina.)
59: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 13:38:39.82 0
やり手幹部のももちが集金上手
Momochi, the clever executive, is really good at collecting money.
Momochi, the clever executive, is really good at collecting money.
108: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 21:10:32.60 0
参謀が嶺脇
They have Minewaki as a counsellor.
(HPW note: Minewaki Ikuo, the CEO of Tower Records Japan Inc., is famous for being a huge Haro-wota and Kumai-biased.)
They have Minewaki as a counsellor.
(HPW note: Minewaki Ikuo, the CEO of Tower Records Japan Inc., is famous for being a huge Haro-wota and Kumai-biased.)
65: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 14:26:00.54 0
熊井ちゃん自身は教義を広めたいとか思ってなくて周りに煽られてエンジョイしてるだけ
Kumai-chan herself isn't eager to propagate her teachings, and is just enjoying herself being worshipped by people around her.
Kumai-chan herself isn't eager to propagate her teachings, and is just enjoying herself being worshipped by people around her.
20: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 06:31:07.11 0
いちごは不浄の食べ物として禁じられてる
Consumption of strawberry, an unclean food they regard, is considered to be a taboo.
(HPW note: Kumai Yurina hates to eat strawberries and tomates.)
Consumption of strawberry, an unclean food they regard, is considered to be a taboo.
(HPW note: Kumai Yurina hates to eat strawberries and tomates.)
21: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 06:31:53.07 0
トマトは邪悪な植物
They consider tomato as an evil plant.
They consider tomato as an evil plant.
51: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 12:46:52.85 i
トマト投げつけるんだからむしろトマト祭りには積極的に参加
Rather, they'd join positively in the festival smashing tomatos.
Rather, they'd join positively in the festival smashing tomatos.
55: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 13:08:45.81 0
トマトを原材料にした加工品には食べていいものが存在する
They have an exception for some processed foods made from tomato.
They have an exception for some processed foods made from tomato.
109: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 21:13:15.27 0
各地に大仏ならぬ大熊井が建立される
Many colossal statues of Kumai, just like Great Buddha, are built in various places around the world.
Many colossal statues of Kumai, just like Great Buddha, are built in various places around the world.
28: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 08:54:40.22 0
本堂を建ててから熊井様が入られたのではなく
熊井様の居られる周りから建築が進められ完成したという
It is said that Kumai-sama did not enter the completed main temple, but the main temple was built to surround and cover her.
熊井様の居られる周りから建築が進められ完成したという
It is said that Kumai-sama did not enter the completed main temple, but the main temple was built to surround and cover her.
34: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 10:44:27.05 0
門の左右に口を開いた茉麻像と口を閉じた茉麻像がある
You can see the main gate of the temple flanked with a pair of statues of the open-mouthed Maasa and the closed-mouthed Maasa.
(HPW note: Some wotas likened Maasa's dynamism to the tremendousness that Nio statues embody.)
You can see the main gate of the temple flanked with a pair of statues of the open-mouthed Maasa and the closed-mouthed Maasa.
(HPW note: Some wotas likened Maasa's dynamism to the tremendousness that Nio statues embody.)
35: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 10:45:50.26 0
>>34
めっちゃ想像してしまった
I see them before my eyes.
めっちゃ想像してしまった
I see them before my eyes.
67: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 14:49:53.85 0
30: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 09:21:41.42 0
熊井ちゃん千手観音像は手前の２本の手だけ長い
A statue of Kumai-chan as a thousand-armed Kannon has two long arms in front.
(HPW note: Some wotas named the scene in the PV of Heroine ni Narou ka "Kumai's thousand-armed Kannon". Kannon is a Japanese term for Avalokiteśvara.)
A statue of Kumai-chan as a thousand-armed Kannon has two long arms in front.
(HPW note: Some wotas named the scene in the PV of Heroine ni Narou ka "Kumai's thousand-armed Kannon". Kannon is a Japanese term for Avalokiteśvara.)
93: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 17:50:18.41 0
八部衆よろしくあななしを踊るベリメン8人の石像が並んでいる
They also have statues of the eight members of Berryz dancing to Ananashi just like the Eight Deities.
(HPW note: The Eight Deities are the eight guardian disciples of Buddhism also known as Tenryu Hachibushu.)
They also have statues of the eight members of Berryz dancing to Ananashi just like the Eight Deities.
(HPW note: The Eight Deities are the eight guardian disciples of Buddhism also known as Tenryu Hachibushu.)
37: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 11:13:14.69 0
鴨居に自ら頭を打ち付ける荒行
They knock their heads against kamoi as a religious penance.
(HPW note: Kamoi is a Japanese traditional architectual term for lintel, and Kumai-chan has hit her head into it a couple of times. Some wotas named that action "Kamoi-chan" jokingly.)
They knock their heads against kamoi as a religious penance.
(HPW note: Kamoi is a Japanese traditional architectual term for lintel, and Kumai-chan has hit her head into it a couple of times. Some wotas named that action "Kamoi-chan" jokingly.)
47: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 12:35:09.28 0
シール交換に関して厳格な取り決めがある
They have strict rules on exchanging stickers.
(HPW note: Since the Berryz members used to quarrel over trifles like confection distribution and sticker exchange and something often in their early days, they held meetings called "Berryz Kaigi" and created some rules to avoid further troubles.)
They have strict rules on exchanging stickers.
(HPW note: Since the Berryz members used to quarrel over trifles like confection distribution and sticker exchange and something often in their early days, they held meetings called "Berryz Kaigi" and created some rules to avoid further troubles.)
63: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 14:07:47.29 0
火の七日間で世界が焼き尽くされるという終末思想に基づいてる
The dogma is based on an eschatology that the world will be burnt out in "Seven Days of Fire".
(HPW note: Some wotas jokingly liken Kumai-chan to Kyoshinhei, Giant God Warriors, which appear in Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind and execute an apocalyptic global war named Seven Days of Fire.)
The dogma is based on an eschatology that the world will be burnt out in "Seven Days of Fire".
(HPW note: Some wotas jokingly liken Kumai-chan to Kyoshinhei, Giant God Warriors, which appear in Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind and execute an apocalyptic global war named Seven Days of Fire.)
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85: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 16:53:54.67 0
偶像崇拝を奨励して教祖のありがたい写真を大量に売りつける
They promote idolatry and force the followers to buy portraits of the guru in huge quantities.
They promote idolatry and force the followers to buy portraits of the guru in huge quantities.
84: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 16:48:16.18 0
写真集が宗教のコーナーに山積み
A healthy number of photobooks of Kumai are piled up at religious section in bookstores.
A healthy number of photobooks of Kumai are piled up at religious section in bookstores.
104: 蕎麦 2013/10/03(木) 20:05:27.78 O
磔用の十字架が縄文杉を使った特注品
Crucifixion of Kumai requires a cross of nonstandard size which is made of Jōmon Sugi.
(HPW note: Jōmon Sugi is a huge cedar tree located in Yakushima, known as a UNESCO World Heritage Site.)
Crucifixion of Kumai requires a cross of nonstandard size which is made of Jōmon Sugi.
(HPW note: Jōmon Sugi is a huge cedar tree located in Yakushima, known as a UNESCO World Heritage Site.)
105: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 20:23:27.58 0
クマの箱舟
Kumah's Ark.
Kumah's Ark.
107: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 21:09:16.60 0
汗は聖水
Her sweat is the holy water to the devotees.
Her sweat is the holy water to the devotees.
111: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 22:30:26.43 0
指原が一位になれたのは熊井ちゃんを拝んだから
The worship of Kumai-chan has enabled Sashihara to take the first place.
(HPW note: Sashihara Rino, a member of HKT48 and a former member of AKB48 who took the first place in AKB's general election for their 32nd single in 2013, was a huge Kumai-biased when she was a rural schoolgirl.)
The worship of Kumai-chan has enabled Sashihara to take the first place.
(HPW note: Sashihara Rino, a member of HKT48 and a former member of AKB48 who took the first place in AKB's general election for their 32nd single in 2013, was a huge Kumai-biased when she was a rural schoolgirl.)
113: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 23:15:33.04 0
嶺脇育夫が社長になれたのも熊井ちゃんを拝んだから
The worship of Kumai-chan has enabled Minewaki to be promoted to the CEO.
The worship of Kumai-chan has enabled Minewaki to be promoted to the CEO.
114: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 23:20:57.57 0
アンドリウが出世したのも熊井ちゃんを拝んだから
The worship of Kumai-chan has enabled Andrew to have the successful career at his company.
(HPW note: Niwa Tamon Andrew, a drama producer of BS-TBS, has produced many TV dramas, movies and theater plays featuring various H!P members such as ManoSpy, Ōsama Game and FASHIONABLE and once praised Kumai-chan as a potential new star.)
The worship of Kumai-chan has enabled Andrew to have the successful career at his company.
(HPW note: Niwa Tamon Andrew, a drama producer of BS-TBS, has produced many TV dramas, movies and theater plays featuring various H!P members such as ManoSpy, Ōsama Game and FASHIONABLE and once praised Kumai-chan as a potential new star.)
115: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 23:24:45.05 0
凄いな熊井ちゃんｗ
How amazingly beneficial worshipping Kumai-chan is! lol
How amazingly beneficial worshipping Kumai-chan is! lol
112: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 22:41:09.47 0
120: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 23:31:43.48 0
まろは教祖に対して性のにおいが強すぎるからご利益が半減
The guru must have been hesitating to give Maro a full divine favour, because Maro is sexually attracted to the guru too much.
The guru must have been hesitating to give Maro a full divine favour, because Maro is sexually attracted to the guru too much.
80: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/03(木) 16:40:28.97 0
次第に組織の形式主義化・権威主義化と堕落が進み
福田花音の宗教レボリューションにつながる
The order gradually lapses into ritualism and authoritarianism, and that finally leads to Fukuda Kanon's Religious Revolution.
福田花音の宗教レボリューションにつながる
The order gradually lapses into ritualism and authoritarianism, and that finally leads to Fukuda Kanon's Religious Revolution.
